I'm not one for chain-mail but this one had me laughin' so I thought I'd share.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

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Yes. So there you have it... 16 things to do at K-mart.... Anyway. Decided it was 'bout time to fill you in on my life. *Clears throat*

1- I graded to Orange belt... On mothers day... My green belt is coming soon

2- I have some sort of Poem brewing in my head about Peter being gay and some other random stuff.

3- School is good. Nearly the end of Term three. I am Happy. Rebecca jinxed me yesterday and as such didn't have to walk to our school to play Volleyball against the juniors... Floopin' Brownbelts... No respect xD

4- Sensei Robyn wants to make me her Sempai. Joy to the world. Free Training.

5- For those who care, I do Karate Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, as well as classes that pop up in between and soon shall add Tuesday to that list.

6- I don't think I told many people that I got a Gold medal for my Kata and a Silver in my Kumite during the April Tournament.

7- If you haven't noticed, I have a fairly obsessive Approach to Karate. Forgive me.

8- I'm numbering things that have happened.. Odd? I think so.

9- Do you like that I'm updating? I like that I'm updating... I should be practising for my Drivers test... Gonna get my L's before I have to do a hundred and twenty hours instead of fifty...

10- I am now sixteen. Yay for me! With my sixteenth birthday came my beloved Nintendo DS along with Pokemon Ranger and Nintendogs.

11- I'm about to revert back to Karate, all who don't care, turn your eyes.

12- I'm thinking about making a Karate diary so that I don't annoy so many of my friends with my incessent jabbering about monday class or Wednesday class or whatever 'cause I know it's annoying them. It might not happen for a while though.

13- I'm waiting impatiently for another tournament to come up so I can enter see how I fair with the 16 - 20 year olds.

14- Sensei Regina, second highest belt in Region 17 had a nightmare the other night. You know what it was about? Bashing some guys brains out... Real pacifist... She woke up from that one real quick she tells me.

15- "Mawashi Geri" is Round kick /not/ Round Elbow strike. Thank you brain for stuffing that one up for me.

16- "Shiko datchi" will forever be the Punishment stance... Even if they're technically not allowed to do it.

17- 180 pushups is bad... Poor sensei > >

18- Even when you're well into adulthood you will come across tasks that you haven't a clue how to do... Again.. Poor sensei...

19- Arm stuff is part of the warm up... Don't forget it.

20- I accidently punched Sensei Ian in the cheek twice... It was his fault.

21- Karate done, for now, I must be off to practise my drivers test... Questions for me? Please ask. I'm bored out of my mind.